If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

Spaceship exploded while circling Uranus

 

Drove his car into a snowplow.

 

close lined while riding a horse

 

you fell off the roof trying to see in your neighbors window, landing on your head....

 

a frisbee hit you in the temple at great speeds

 

frozen in Siberia

 

I told him to duck when they threw that Iceball at him....

 

Drowned in a vat of pancake mixture

 

Crapulence

 

ate KD ....then coffee....then blue cheese

 

tried to walk on glass

 

Walked on the CN Tower glass floor, and it had a fluke break

 

Ive been on that glass




You were shot by security when you failed the CN tower explosives sniffer test

 

didnt eat for 9 days because of watching so much CNN

 

Lost in the Gobi Desert

 

tripped into merging traffic during rush hour.

 

Swallowed a piece of metal and had an MRI. The piece of metal ripped through your small intestine.

 

the elevator wires snapped early this morning at lvl 55

 

fell off a guitar bridge

 

I tried to tell him not to weld around that gas tank, but did he listen....