If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

Died in a tragic puffin attack.

 

headshot with a slingbow

 

Drawn and quartered with Lemmings

 

ran over by a skidoo spinning its track with 468 2 inch carbide studs

 

Tried to jump a heard of caribou with the forementioned Ski-Doo

 

tried to win a headbutt competition with a mountain goat

 

alcoholism took you.

 

eye cancer spread into your brain

 

a sad story on a sinking boat. died trying to save the garlic bread.

 

testing whether he could fly by jumping from the top of the Sears Building in Chicago.

 

Gay butt secks! lolz

 

Getting a wedgie so hard that the underwear cut through his entire body and severed him in half.

 

tried to break up a gang fight by quoting John Lenon

 

Rofl.


Walked out and slipped on a sheet of ice in the middle of summer, fall on a peice of steel that goes straight through your stomach. You suffer a very painful death. :[

 

drinking a poisoned drink from a Pianocktail

 

A moving company dropped that same piano on you from 12 stories up

 

Died from a heart attack during sex. Bummer.

 

drank too much windshield washer fluid

 

Actually, that sounds like a pretty plausible way for me to go...

spinning around in circles so fast that their head detaches from their body.

 

Brain Exploded once they realized real hippies don't exist anymore