If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

discombobulation

 

first losing arm in a freak accident, Get hook as replacement.. comes up with a great Idea and in astonishment and wonder smacks his head, driving new Hook deep into the Temporal area losing all memory and pain recognition, as hes wondering why hes got a headache, eats a box of razor blades as he mistakes them for aspirin also a result of the memory loss.

 

got out of bed too quick and suffered a heart attack

 

trampled by STEELERS FANS.

 

hugged to death by brownies fans in the dog pound....

 

got his wallet chain stuck on a trailer hitch as he walked through a parking lot....and got dragged halfway across the state before the family heard his screams

 

The steering wheel on your car fell off while going downhill on a freeway @ 78mph.

 

lethal orgasm. condom was too tight... fucker backed up and blew his head off... wasn't pretty.

 

4x4 truck ran right over him in his 626.....


it felt like a speed bump

 

You in the pasenger seat under the left track of tank.

 

1173 posts and your repeating already?


got a red rider bb gun for christmas and shot his eye out.....then bled to death

 

Did I use that before? Ooops.

The water was too shallow. Cranial hemorage followed by internal bleeding.

 

chinese water torture......only the water will be substituted with week old elephant piss

 

was posting furiously on hip forums and his brain exploded from all the non-sense runnin around in there....

 

plane crash....



your remote control plane smashes right into your forehead....knocking you out and someone calls an ambulance .....and you need quick help thats not available so they take you to the airport and when you get there a plane crashes into the ambulance......you get hurt even worse so they put you in an air ambulance plane and it too crashes.....into your house on the side of the hill

 

Super-aids.

 

Smashed against the boards

 

Tried to make friends with a grizzley bear.

 

umm....ya.....this trip ended badly