If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

When his car's ejector seat ejected him, his sunroof failed to open and he was flattened.

 

exhausted while staring in a porno flick

 

Crushed when a cargo plane accidentally jettisoned a crate containing a ton of cotton balls.

 

Sacrificed in Volcano to appease Keuakepo the Hawaiian god of rain of fire.

 

trained for ten years to be an astronaut and when you finally got to the moon you stepped out of airlock .....you immediately ran out of air and realised your zipper was down

 

bear attack you for eating all the blueberries

 

a bull moose attacked you because of the way you walk and you wear a really weird hat....he thought you were after his cow

 

Died while trying to skate on the other side of the ice.

 

fell though the ice trying to skate to Canada over Lake Michigan

 

Died while doing naked trampoline tricks in front an all male audience.

 

You picked the one great lake that has no Canadian shoreline



Fell in Jessicas well......but this time no one bothered to rescue you because of your age

 

suffocated from all those nose hair braids....

 

Toilet lid fell on his head while he was getting a drink

 

Attacked and anally raped by a bear, then after the bear was done you would lay there only to recieve a slowww and painfulll death.

 

staked to a fire ant hill and covered with sticky syrup....

 

drowned in his own filth

 

gets buried in Grateful Dead Memorabilia that a squirrel tossed out of a tree..

 

drowns in misery

 

Decapitation. :]

 

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Being to damn good looking. xD