If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

Dies while trying to surf ice floes

 

washing car parts with gasoline in the basement and the furnace pilot lit up

 

bleed to death after cutting a piece of cheese

 

cut an artery while trimming his nose hairs with pointy scissors

 

Tree limb fell on you in an ice storm

 

forgot to turn off the gas fridge pilot light....boom...

 

walked right in front of a bus

 

fell in the well....

 

kicked in head by a cow

 

kitty cat attack....

 

cancer

 

Beer brewing accident.

 

kidnapped to an alien planet by wild sex crazed female creatures, with large lips...:-0

 

Choke slam

 

taken to a topical hideaway by amazon women bent on drainin him of all fluids....

 

Taking a bullet to save his favorite hen.

 

Tripped near the fuse panel and his arm touched live contacts causing his watch to weld itself to the 230v feed......died after about 5 minutes of electroshock therapy

 

went to a sexual massage clinic hosted by nuns, and never was seen again...

 

Eaten by cannibals.

 

While jaywalking a freeway you tripped on your shoelace in front of a semi-truck traveling 67.3 mph with bad breaks carrying 71,547 lbs of concrete pilings.