If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

tried to run thru the railroad crossing, didn't make it....

 

Ate 9 boxes of Wheaties and exploded.

 

Starved because he felt it was too difficult to go the mail box to get his welfare check.




From Da Yoopers School For Da Truly Ungifted

 

Grandma hit you in her car because she guess failed the eye test ten minutes prior.

 

Not sure how he died but his last words were, "I wonder what this button does?"

 

he pushed MY button

 

Had a hairy cat fit

 

parachute backpack was full of laundry

 

Run over by a clown car 17 times

 

somehow managed to get in front of the tunnel boring machine and there was no way out

 

Choked on his pacifier.

 

choked on a banana

 

hugged to death by MEN at a nursing home he was working at and accidently stumbled into a man on man party....:-0

 

from biting Kinky Romona, A really cool opottomas and BBAD's fixation.

 

Went to DaUP during deer season wearing an 8 point buck hat.

 

Went swimming in lake Michigan and froze

 

complains of cold feet but has a warm behind

 

Dies in a pyugmy goat stampede

 

flips in his canoe while trying to smuggle cuban cigars from Canada to Michigan