If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

eaten by a starving moose

 

gator got her....

 

Smiled too Hard!!

 

choked on a popsicle stick

 

muskrat attack on little rock island.

 

You offended her on the first date.

 

you were in a kayak in the hudson river when plane crash landed on you

(are you sure thats a female, looks more like a man....nasty)

 

electric toothbrush fell into her hot bath water.....:-0

 

mountain lion had you for dinner

 

fell off tractor and plow passed over

 

starved to death trying to slim down for swimsuit season

 

cookstove explosion, makin green brownies....

 

death by dildo cuz you killed my puppy! lol

 

in bed with fourteen purty girlies and ten well hung stud muffins...:-0

 

Hung himself

 

you made the world news by getting gored a total of 59 times during the running of the bulls

 

wood chipper accident

 

got a little too close to the shuttle launch....

 

Alcohol-induced liver disease

 

Laughed too hard. Ruptured stomach.