If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

crucifixion

 

Smothered in gravy and fed to old people at the old folks home.

 

The weight of your hair snapped your neck.

 

Chained to a wall, screaming at invisible smurfs.

 

You were unlucky.

 

ate too many cheese doodles

 

choked on his cheese doodle

 

boredom in hick town

 

hit and run !!

 

shot while trying to make his getaway

 

Dies of thirst at a aquafina plant

 

His brain ooozzzzed out of hes ears late one night....:-0

 

remember when Khan puts the worms in the helmets and then puts the helmets on the guy and the worm goes in his ear.....that way

 

eaten by tribbles....

 

Beaten to death by an angry mob.

 

bizarre snowplow accident on I95....

 

in a drunken stupor fell on a red ant hill where he lay until he was stung to death

 

humiliated to death after auditioning for American Idol

 

froze to death while camping out in his back yard in his snow fort

 

rock shot out from lawn mower, killing one