If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

Chained to a an elephant.

 

cleaning your oven you forgot to turn off the gas

 

mistakenly terminated by hit men sent by Senator Reed to eliminate Gov. Blago of Illinois. They got confused by his and her hair despite the color. Sex didn't matter.

 

got bitten by a copperhead down in Alabama, didn't make it to the hospital in time to save himself...

 

Texting injury.

 

Sneezed burped farted cough and hiccuped at the same time

 

Participating in a cheese eating contest.

 

tornado picked up your house and dropped it on you

 

Gummed to death by a toothless panther.

 

Heart Attack.

 

Run over by a golf cart.

 

Tried to jump a golf cart.

 

Electrocuted while trying to figure out the recipe for toast.

 

lowered by helicopter into the tallest smokestack in the world

 

Crushed at a Rock concert

 

forgot to put on your parachute before jumping out of plane

 

rearended a truck carrying a 40 foot pipe on a 20 foot flatbed.....at eye level

 

insulted Mohammad in downtown Teheran

 

took a 1.5 mile walk on a 1 mile train

 

stepped on a land mine the neighbor buried to keep people out of his yard