If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

big fart....no chief

 

attacked by wiled bees

 

ate by killer shark while surfing

 

drowned in vaseline

 

bridge was out and you didn't see the sigh

 

stuck in a burning library, trying to save the books

 

hit by train while parked on railroad tracks

 

by train parked on tracks and exhausted from too much love making

 

attacked and killed by designer for putting on a couple of pounds

 

fell in front of a transport truck

 

fell asleep in a dumpster on garbage day

 

you met an internet guy who lured you to his Vancouver pigfarm

 

Unfortunately you and your car are underneath.

 

I told you they were killers

 

in a slaughterhouse after being round up and put into a herd, after new "pro-cannibalism" laws came into effect

 

fell into a vat of beer...

 

Vampire bite.

 

Two pages back come on...

Road Rash so bad it was like a human cheese grater

 

electrocuted by an angry computater...