If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

was killed by a big guy who misunderstood what flummoxed meant

 

You're the pheasant.

 

you are the one at the end of the barrel

 

Years of using mercury to pan for gold

 

oops....my bad

 

hug overdose

 

I would want you to die of an overdose of happiness

 

Cried to death.

 

exhaustion during the longest 80s dance party ever

 

Drowned in a beer vat while touring a brewery

 

yooperfight

 

blew her esophagus into a trumpet

 

while kite skating on the frozen lake, a particularly strong blast of wind happend along, poor ole BBAD was never seen again as he floated off toward the artic...:-0

 

suffocated under a pile of horse manure

 

overslept, woke up in the twilight zone....never seen again...

 

penis eaten by a vagina with teeth

 

"penis eaten by a vagina with teeth"

died because malformation of his body caused brain to be located in his dick. Thus had more than his head chewed off.

 

lost his footing and fell head first down a manhole

 

while running a marathon, her ole ticker stopped ticking...

 

rolling down his hill and hit his head on a rock