If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

finally takes a vacation in Florida and gets struck by lightning

 

killed when large mutated orange tree fell on her.

 

died from the shock of seeing the gates of hell during a dream

 

drunk, fell head first into a clogged urinal and drowned

 

All your limbs ripped off at once, in some sick man's torture chamber of murder

 

got beat up and murdered while protecting your Hello Kitty collection from home invaders

 

Beat to death in jail with a sock full of batteries, for being a Chester

 

tracked down and killed for calling me a chester

*goes to google chester*



edit:No...I aint:toetap05:

 

died from "LOL"ing so hard

 

your beloved sheepdog attacked you

 

had a seizure and slipped and konked your head on the bathtub

 

flushed down the stool with other waste matter.

 

was on vacation in South American rainforest, killed by a swam of red fire ants

 

accidentally shot by rival crack dealers while driving down the street

 

got hit in the head by a snowball thrown by a neighborhood kid

 

choked on a twinkie

 

Good One!!!!!!! choked on his own twinkie

 

fell into a pit of crocodiles

 

that's just not right!

BAD BBAD!!

 

flummoxed by BBAD she was hit by a freight train loaded with twinkies