If i was..

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by texasmade3, Apr 7, 2007.

  1. texasmade3

    texasmade3 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    being executed by injection, I'd clean up my cell real neat. Then, when they came to get me, I'd say, "Injection? I thought you said inspection'." They'd probably feel real bad, and maybe I could get out of it.
     
  2. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

    LMAO...oh my god, that was hilarious.
     
  3. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

    Are you Jack Handy?
     
  4. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

    “If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting”
     
  5. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

    “The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?”
     
  6. texasmade3

    texasmade3 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    no im not him but i do love his work lol
     
  7. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

    My question is what kind of life plan has you considering how to circumvent a death sentence? Is there a capital felony in your immediate future?
     
  8. texasmade3

    texasmade3 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    I sure hope not..
     
  9. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

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