If I was in your bed..

How is this self glorification?

 

definitely not thr right word choice there >_> it just seems you are that way... ummm X that part... and the rest stays

 

Habibi, if you are in my bed, I make the rules! I would tell you, yellah, you get up and make me breakfast!

 

...I'd be like, "Holy Shit! When did I get a bed!?

 

You guys sound like a bunch of Texans!

 

Where are you from, you called me Habibi?
I've never heard that before

 

I have friends in texas and they arent gun nutters

 

Well, they're in the minority-in my neighborhood the dogs and cats have guns!

 

I choose # 11

 

id tell you if you want to stay in my bed then you have to give me a massage.

 

none of the above- ask where my iced latte was and give you a taste of what you could come home to when you came back with it...I am dead to the world before I have caffine and calories in the morning

 

Hmmmm...Decisions, decisions...I'm undecided, when you showin' up?

 

Here is what I'd do.
1. slap me
2. ask me my name (lol)
3. make me breakfast
4.call the cops
5.go back to sleep

I got a lot of stuff done on the post lol.

 

4..than 2 if that does not work..than 10 if neither work. than 5

 

And your point is? *c*

 

everything's bigger in Texas and I can say this because you know I used to live in Houston...you can take the girl outta the south but not the south outta the girl...do you think this is why I gained 15 pounds because I am meant to be a texan again?

 

Could be......
but you'll have to remember what are proper nouns round here. *g*

 

....we shall see...about texas that is . A new life, a new promise of love is sounding very inviting right now.

 

i've heard that piles of shit are taller in texas. and that it ain't got no mountains to speak of worth the name. i went through basic in the air force there, not that i saw much of anything else about it, other then the climate. i wasn't exactly real impressed.

ah now waking up with a strainge male person in my bed.

i'd get up quietly and go sleep on the living room floor like i always do when my wife get to snorring so loud it wakes me up.

later when he got up and we were both awaike i'd ask if he needed anything, and of course i'd be VERY curious as to why and how he ended up there.

true i don't usualy lock my door when i'm home, but i'm also rather sensative to sounds even when asleep, and it seems a bit unlikely he could have snuck in and crawled in without awaikening me.

i would prefer not to attempt or call for assistance in removing him forcefully. i might even not ask him eventualy to leave. though it is difficult to immagine under what circumstances that would be.

he'd be welcome to shaire the contents of my refrigerator. possibly even drop by occasionaly if he acted reasonably enough. but one other person in the same house with me as already more then enough. and it's more her house then mine since it's her disabillity that pays the rent. which is the only reason i'm not living completely by myself as i would otherwise prefer to be.

although she does give good huggs and mean well.

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