If Hipforums were a deserted island...

See there’s another reason for keeping a few jews around I’ll need an agent to negotiate my contract with the professional island league


Hotwater

 

That's true. If you make it big we'll need some jewelry makers to make you some bling too.

 

watch it bro.. don't make me set my dogs loose on you :devil: if we need to get rid of anyone, it's some of these swinging sausages!

 

I know how to build things that won't fall down.

 

I would start a petition to outlaw marijuana on the island.

 

we're feeding you to the sharks tonight.

 

Like she's really gonna want you sleeping in her hut.
What's the matter, afraid of a little competition.
Plus Vig is not the only female on the island.
Your constant panting after her is so cute, really it is.

 

why don't you ask her which one of us will reside in her hut then?

and I'm glad you think I'm cute PB. do you want to hold hands or something?

 

For my rebel fighters?

 

PB and Deviate, which ever one of you looses out on the fight for vig... turn your spite into true patriotism and fight with my rebels!

 

Chill out. Jeez. I said I was diplomatic. And would like to be an ambassador for the Island. Look up the words diplomatic and ambassador. :biker:

 

Diplomats can be very risky to rebel moral. Someone assassinate him!

 

:computer:

 

Oh, he can have her, I never said I wanted her. She's showing megalomaniacal tendencies.
I just think it's humerous how yet once again deviate comes running to the defense of his dream girl.
So how is the whole unrequited love thing working out for ya deviate?

 

I was born a rebel, I'm with you my brother.

after, of course, I set PB ablaze on the stake in honor of the sun gods.

 

After we take down the tyrant I'll put you in place as "leader" of our brave island.

Remember, if you don't do the right thing... the same thing can happen to you. :devil:

 

Yeah but the tyrant you want too take down is Vig, I doubt deviate will go along with that.

 

you do want her, you are just trying (unsuccessfully) to work some sort of reverse psychological angle.

at least I can admit she's a gorgeous, intelligent, ambitious and interesting human. and if I lived near her I would be actually chasing her.

however, I have more hunnies after me than I know what to do with in Florida. and further, I don't know nothing about no unrequited love.. that's your specialty!

 

Yes. I do believe first order of business is a burning man festival...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEOQqnHMSMc"]YouTube - Ending of the Wicker Man 1973

Sorry, PB...it's for the good of the island and to make my job easier.

 

what if we compromise, and I dominate her and keep her in check?

I mean, she is still just a woman after all. and I have muskles. right vigi? :biggrin:

(this should be good) :biggrin: