If Hipforums were a deserted island...

Hey, not everyone is willing to volunteer to take these jobs. Someones gotta do them. I think I have more than proven my dedication to the pack.

 

this is a hippie website, 95% of people here are going to be enjoying a tasty dinner of algae a-la rock.

yummy.

 

Well we could always use surplus manual labor but I think you could be more useful if you could carve.

I’d like to set about the task of carving several hundred statues in the likeness of Skip

Kinda like they did on Easter Island


Hotwater

 

Yes, but those who eat meat will have plenty of smoked boar jerky to indulge in as those algae diner's are enjoying their...ahh...meal.


Are you watching that Simpsons episode where the kids get stranded on a desert island and Lisa has to eat algae off a rock?

 

We could start to rough out Skip with the chain saw, are you up for that?

I could try my hand at carving but I am not sure about my skill set!

Seems we already have the smoke monster covered in here.

 

No, since you have set yourself up as leader, I have adopted the role as "revolutionary" to bring awareness of the leaderships hypocritical and destructive policy's.
Plus I am actually a pretty damn good cook. Bring me a wild boar and we'll have a darn good BBQ pork feast.:chef:

I have a very high mechanical apptitude so I will be invaluable in the design, building and implementation of island technology.
Things such as solar ovens, large sheets constructed out of leaves to collect dew and mist for fresh water. I also have years of experience keeping tropical fish and know how to build a completely natural water filtration/purification system. I also know how to construct a still for use to produce drinking water from salt water.

 

no, but I wouldn't be surprised if that episode did influence that post.

 

You have some good ideas but with the cassava root so readily available we could probably use that still for making something more useful :cheers2:


Hotwater

 

I agree! I can dowse for our water, that still can be put to better use.

 

Sounds good even stonehenge was originally built out of wood before neolithic man decided to make it a permanent fixture on the salisbury plain with the use of stone



Hotwater

 

Bitch I got first dibs on revolutionary. You can be my assistant.

And since this is gonna be an island full of hippies, naturally I want to be in charge of comedy. I assume there will be no weapons so I'll bring over the Wrolds Strongest Rapest. That'll be a hoot!

 

I'll be the seamstress! Not necessarily usefull for survival, but hey, we gots to have some creativity up in here! lol

 

Can you make me a battle robe?

 

lol

Our first sacrifice!

 

GlenGlen could be the executioner

he already has the outfit..its a gimp outfit but it will do the job

 

I was going to volunteer to be the first one voted off the island, but I see that job has been taken.

If you need to turn to cannibalism, I have zero calories and nutritional value, so I may not be qualified for that either.

Maybe I can become your first pagan god, since every island needs its own primitive religion. I demand the sacrifice of a virgin!

You can simply drop her off at my tent. :love:

First major problem: Where are we going to find a virgin at Hip Forums?
:leaving:

 

Oh...oh yes! :2thumbsup:

 

Possibly shaman or working with a group of shamen.

 

I'll be the stripper.

since i'll be working late hours at the island strip club, I won't be available for any manual labor during the day.

 

I can build a decent shelter and I can construct a solar still. Those two skills should come in handy.


My excess of girth could provide warmth for up to three people.