If Hipforums were a deserted island...

Hey man, just let them get what they want. We know what's really going on here. Sit back and sip a mojito until I call you

 

island politics my brotha. just see to it that we receive those women!

 

Your opposition can suck it. Our money isn't paper currency, Sam and his men will be paid in ounces of fat sticky bud and hash. We will also provide them with women. Your weed isn't any good because me and an undisclosed accomplice, we'll call Deep Throat, cover your plants while whale urine in the night. And you thought that taste was the flavour of the sea, you got that right!

Unless your men can swim 2 miles out to sea in the dark to the wooden barge where Odon sleeps, you have no chance of accomplishing your assassination. Besides, it's an island, there's no gross knolls to hide behind! We'll all see you do it.

 

that fresh mint is tasting mighty fine.

now onto a rum n coconut milk, or maybe ten.

*deviate gets wasted*

 

:rofl: :book:

 

That's right. Revolution! Sic Sempas Tyranus-rex!

 

Yeah, I'm gettin' that feelin' too.

 

you over thought this too much. you've actually been spraying your own crops mang, I have a bagseed field and I switch my product with yours because I watch you spraying my field almost nightly. I also have a hidden garden that you will never find!

and ounces? child's play. we aren't in high school anymore, you need to pay in pounds to retain any form of loyalty from the rebels.

apparently, I'm a few steps ahead of you

 

Now that I rabble-roused enough and got 2 seprate factions to pay me to murderiously snake them into possitions of power, all I have to do is get a 3rd little pay-off from Honorable President Vig and I'm off to let you two duke it out and obliteriate yourselves leaving Vig with no more opposeition.

And as a result, I have enough money to start my own, bigger island.

I am an evil genius. I bid you all good day.

 

Don't listen to nonsense.

 

You mean the garden next to the south eastern brook? Ha! Found that late last night, and torched the whole thing! Got real fucking high doing it too! I knew from day one that weed was going to be used to barter, that's why I thought ahead, 20,000 hits of acid, hidden somewhere you'll never find them.

You see, this is the same island that Marlon Brando used to own and lived on when he wasn't acting. He had orginally planned to live here with the indian woman he impregnated but decided to come back and forth so that he could continue to make money and have an income. I used to come out here to visit him because he was really into peyote at the time and we met through a mutual dealer. I've been coming here since you were still at your momma's teet! I know the island like the back of my hand.

And I knew you switched my weed, that's why I already went ahead and sprayed my own with WD-40, knowing you would switch yours with mine. I might be smoking whale urine, but your smoking oil!

You were defeated before you even got here, and so I give you two options. Accept defeat and join the dark side, or wait to be attacked in the night by me and my pack of wild boars! You decide!

 

Do you guys realise that I have your money, and there are no soliders. there never were any soliders. Vig has always been firmly in command. I mearly manipulated your own illusions.

Also, thanks for the crops of weed.

And you can't come to my bigger island I'm building with your and vigs payoffs. There will be real guards on that one. I bid you good eve!

 

Delusion fink! Vig is firm, but she was never in command!

Enjoy your island with your totalitarian leader! Not to mention the pounds of oily whale urine covered pot!

 

Fuck that island nonsense, I'm gonna sell the weed bulk in mexico for one last big payoff and just buy a Mansion in America where the rich are treated properly!

 

Yea, that island sucks!


I'm moving to Cuba where people are treated properly.


:sombrero: :sombrero: :sombrero:


Viva Fidel! :biker:

 

:ssmokeit:

 

lets pretend this is like Avatar..

 

:toetap05: We went from being stranded and going to work together and do a bad remake of Lost

to

a totally dysfunctional family!!


Well now we know what happened to society in real time!

 

On second thought I'm not moving to Cuba. You're looking at big jail time there if you're caught with weed.

I'd rather stay in Canada where the cops don't do anything about it because they're getting the good stuff from the government.

 

*bows* it was pretty impressive, I know.