If a tree falls...

i think someone has to be present for the ocean to make its sound in a conch shell though.

 

not only present, they need their ear all up in that shit or else you cant hear a damn thing.

 

i knew someone would twist my words around. i just thought you were better than that tears on wood.

 

wait, what....
a tree falls in the ocean or sea does that mean I can cut it up for firewood and no one will hear

 

how far away does the closest person have to be to be considered "not around".
i used to live a couple blocks from the water and on a quiet day with big waves i could hear the waves crashing on the beach.
to put that in forest terms,
can someone be in the forest and be considered not around if they are far enough from the tree. and what if you are outside of the forest but the tree that is about to meet its demise is only 50 feet into the forest. would that be around the area of the incident?

 

I think we are not seeing the forest for the trees...

 

yo momma's so fat that when she's around the forest, she's AROUND the forest.

 

oh yeah, well your tree is so fat that when it grows around yo mamma it grows AROUND yo momma

 

Oh yeah?-well this forest you all been on about is INVISIBLE....so yo momma ain't gonna find it! [well,not until a tree makes a noise falling, & gives her a clue.....]

 

if a fall trees in the forest can anybody see it?

 

if a tree falls on a million pillows and has another million stuck to its branches then when it falls i dont think anyone will hear it.

 

Next time I see a pillow tree I'll just have to do this...

 

Yeah,good idea,Tyr-that should cushion the impact!

 

if a man is by himself, in the woods, arguing... Is he still wrong?

 

That depends... Is the argument with his feminine side?

 

If it is,it'll be the sat-nav saying "At the third pine,turn left...no,the OTHER left! My mother was right about you;what's so hard about asking direc-MIND THAT FALLEN TREE-ions?!"

 

If a tree fallow when there's nobody around, how do you KNOW it fell? How do you know it wasn't pushed? How can you be sure it didn't jump??

 

csi endore investigated the scene and determined the tree fell over because of weak roots caused by old age.

 

if no one is there to see it then how do you know it fell?

 

Seriously? It is on the ground man.