If a tree falls...

Discussion in 'Mind Games' started by trippy-dippy-drummer, Oct 19, 2012.

  1. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i think someone has to be present for the ocean to make its sound in a conch shell though.
     
  2. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    not only present, they need their ear all up in that shit or else you cant hear a damn thing.
     
  3. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    i knew someone would twist my words around. i just thought you were better than that tears on wood.
     
  4. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    wait, what....
    a tree falls in the ocean or sea does that mean I can cut it up for firewood and no one will hear
     
  5. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    how far away does the closest person have to be to be considered "not around".
    i used to live a couple blocks from the water and on a quiet day with big waves i could hear the waves crashing on the beach.
    to put that in forest terms,
    can someone be in the forest and be considered not around if they are far enough from the tree. and what if you are outside of the forest but the tree that is about to meet its demise is only 50 feet into the forest. would that be around the area of the incident?
     
  6. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    I think we are not seeing the forest for the trees...
     
  7. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    yo momma's so fat that when she's around the forest, she's AROUND the forest.
     
  8. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    oh yeah, well your tree is so fat that when it grows around yo mamma it grows AROUND yo momma
     
  9. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Oh yeah?-well this forest you all been on about is INVISIBLE....so yo momma ain't gonna find it! [well,not until a tree makes a noise falling, & gives her a clue.....]
     
  10. Flower Fox

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    if a fall trees in the forest can anybody see it?
     
  11. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    if a tree falls on a million pillows and has another million stuck to its branches then when it falls i dont think anyone will hear it.
     
  12. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Next time I see a pillow tree I'll just have to do this...
     
  13. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Yeah,good idea,Tyr-that should cushion the impact!
     
  14. mikek1005

    mikek1005 Member

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    if a man is by himself, in the woods, arguing... Is he still wrong?
     
  15. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    That depends... Is the argument with his feminine side? :p
     
  16. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    If it is,it'll be the sat-nav saying "At the third pine,turn left...no,the OTHER left! My mother was right about you;what's so hard about asking direc-MIND THAT FALLEN TREE-ions?!"
     
  17. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    If a tree fallow when there's nobody around, how do you KNOW it fell? How do you know it wasn't pushed? How can you be sure it didn't jump??
     
  18. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    csi endore investigated the scene and determined the tree fell over because of weak roots caused by old age.
     
  19. Mike Suicide

    Mike Suicide Sweet and Tender Hooligan

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    if no one is there to see it then how do you know it fell?
     
  20. Spectacles

    Spectacles My life is a tapestry Lifetime Supporter

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    Seriously? It is on the ground man.
     

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