Ideas That Never Took Off

Lead pogo sticks.

 

lead silverware

 

Homing devices implanted in children

 

that didnt take off? so my parents lied to me....

 

Rainbow colored matches and flavored bandaids for your tounge! Isnt that awesome!!!
Yeah I know I'm lame.

 

Buddy Christ condoms...

 

Virgin Mary Birth Control Pills.

 

Peter, Paul, and Simon anal beads

 

Janet Reno blow up dolls

 

heres 1 that would take off
remember those blow up clown things that you punch, & they pop back uprihght?
make 1 of those with bush's monkey mug on it


copyright 2005 (so if anyone makes these..i gotta get paid baby)

 

licorice seatbelts

 

Courtesy and Respect, judging by some of the posts I'm reading lately.

And a few I've made, come to think of it... :&

 

barbed cathoder
adhesive condom
.50 calibur fully automatic snubnose.....
panda chastity belts
star trek themed dating call lines
recycled paper plates (this used to be a toilet paper roll)
the do it yourself colonic.....

 

really? i thought that was out.

 

Sandpaper Enema's

 

Ouch!

Red-headed Stepchildren...

 

Edible Toliet Paper
Lickable Shaving Cream
Turkey Popsicles
Gay Muscle Cars

 

couderoy underwear in xxxl sizes....
stilts for hamsters
hamster balls for dobermans
bipolar bears....
the bob dylan kid show
o.j. simpson marital advice
hilary clinton marital advice
george w bush learn to read series....

 

they have something like that already, a friend of mine had one

 

a flying bag or suitcase, so you won't have to carry it.
with a propellor. it should be flying through the air on your command,
communicating with your mobile phone, to check where the suitcase is going and
give him the explanation how to fly to where you want it.