Gee, I'd love to be a woman They've such an easy life, I'd love to be a woman Be some rich sucker's wife. Gee, its hard to be a man We've such a trying life, Its hard to be a man Serving some rich sucker's wife.
I'd love to be a woman they get the best of sex if you don't measure up you'll find you're soon to be their ex It's hard to be a man with all the work to do when she calls all I can say is "there's no pleasing you!"
I'm glad I AM a woman. Although it's not so easy. A man may well imagine that a woman's life is breezy, But ask a good,strong woman just what she thinks of that And she is sure to tell you, that is just a pile of scat! I've borrowed here a wise proverb which tells the truth (a ton): "A man may work from sun to sun, but woman's work is never done!" Get on your knees before us, Don't shush us or ignore us. Just pray to which your powers be And hope to find a gem like me!.
