Lodog gets a point for not thinking he'd get the reward, therefore being pessimistic. Pressed Rat looses a point for thinking he is more pessimistic than Lodog, therefore theoretically optimistically believing he deserves the pessimistic reward. Lodog + 1 Pressed Rat -1 But don't get optimistic Lodog and think the reward is yours or you will loose your point.
You aren't even close to being the most pessimistic person here. No reward for you. The good news is you don't have to be completely fucking miserable. Yay!