I'd like to try spanking a monkey but......

How do you meet a monkey who's into it. If you met with 10 monkeys how many do you think would like it or like to try it? 2,3? and how long would you wait before asking them?

Regards
Gyro

 

How do you meet a monkey in Germany anyway? I guess you have to go to the zoo Good luck asking them questions!

 

That's animal cruelty. I paid the price for flogging my dolphin and clubbing my seal. My advice is don't get caught.

 

2.7 monkeys.

 

If you insist on spanking a monkey, I say don't ask, just do it.

 

at least 3 years

 

Hello,

some say our parliament is full of monkeys. Oh, and thanks for the best wishes, I guess I will need them.

Ha, you must be the top-of-the-range in your statistics class .

Regards
Gyro

 

Hello,

um, I have the feeling I shouldn't ask further questions .

We Europeans are faster with this things.

Regards
Gyro

 

I forgot to mention that I normally flog my dolphin in private so as not to get caught...unless my wife makes a special request to watch me flog my dolphin.

Good luck in solving your dilemma!

 

I say you try choking a chicken before you get into spanking a monkey. Its a cheaper and more available alternative.

 

I see your point, that never occurred to me. Slapping your weasel could also be a good alternative.

 

Monkey spankers!

 

I've been attacked once by a pack of monkeys. I wanted to spank them so bad, but I was too scared and instead I ran away into safety.

 

Monkey spankee.

 

Hello,

well, we can only speculate what the intent of the monkeys was :mickey:.

Regards
Gyro

 

This monkey is into both spanking and slapping ... Not sure if a virtual friend would do the trick ...

http://www.monkeygamesworld.com/game/slap-the-monkey-spank-the-monkey.html

 

i'll pass on that one. i think i'd rather not get monkey doodoo all over my forepaws.