I'd fuck Paris Hilton

Malicious rumours.

 

hell no

but I make a mean take out phone call

 

If I had someone as purdy as cate I would do ALL the cooking. I like cooking. I make some mean toast. J/K....no cooking for a lady would bring me joy and I do cook nice things.

 

I really do like cooking for other people to be honest. I love to entertain. But I do the bare minimum otherwise. So im not especially skilled. But I know my way around....

 

This is a fact. The only exception is Rachel Ray.

 

She's recreating the last photo shot Marilyn Monroe did before her death. Same photographer and all.

Marilyn's picture in my opinion are way prettier, but Lindsay still looks good in them.

Lindsay Lohan is way prettier than Paris Hilton. But so is anybody. And Megan Fox is hot, extremely sexy. I have no idea who she is, though. I dont think I've ever seen her in any movie.

 

She was a prop in film wunderkind Michael Bay's Transformers. True to form, Michael Bay went with the talented voice actors of a childrens cartoon about fighting robots that turn into cars.

 

Yeah, I didnt watch that movie

 

La di dah, Mrs. I have good taste.

Maybe that's why your not making out in movie theaters enough.

 

Haha, maybe that's why, but I'll go and watch "fun" movies, just for entertainment. I just rarely go to the movie theater to begin with.

But the last movie I saw in the theater was Stepbrothers, so it's not like there's a quality filter

 

not true. there's also that italian chick, even if she's too skinny, and that blonde latina. damn, she's gorgeous.

i can cook, too.

 

true, Hilder can cook as well.

 

I dont know who the blonde latina is, but here's the Italian chick, I think it's the one you're referring too. She's not my type, but I think she qualifies as a sexy cook