I'd fuck Paris Hilton

:drool5:

 

^ That doesn't look like her to me.

 

Hating someone for the looks would be pretty stupid and I don't even think she looks bad, but anyway I feel very sorry for people who want to fuck Paris Hilton.

 

I did but she made me promise not to tell, oops

 

C'mon Janja, you know better than that. Paris doesnt do cash

 

And I don't do credit cards

 

:cheers2:

 

i don't hate her but i don't like her either, i just see her as a bit on the snobby side and her jaw is too square for me (not a reason why i don't like her just something about her) and you'd figure with all the money mommy and daddy have they could have sent her away to learn english for real this time.

 

Have fun with that..

 

Hilton's got a gorrrrrrrrrgeous body.
And really nice hair.
But is an utterly annoying pain up the arse.

And I've got sthg in common with her.
But I cant mention it here...

 

i think she probably has an STD or 6 you better wrap it up first

 

I don't think I've ever really heard her talk except for "That's hot" but I found no issues with that statement.

Nah, someone said she first got famous because of that sex tape and now whenever I think of Paris I think of her claim to fame.

 

She looks like a skinny twelve year old. I'd still fuck her just because she has holes.

I'd have to pad her boney-assed hips, elbows and knees first.

 

You can't even tell what she looks like with those alien eyes covering her entire face..



No thnx.

 

haha! yeah, has anyone seen the sex tape? its bad, she cant suck a dick. and she kept answering her phone. it was funny. me and the guys all watched it when it just came out, my friend won it on the radio.

 

Really? I definitely dont see any of those things.

I guess her body is ok, I mean she's skinny and tall, but blah

And I think her hair is ugly, looks like such a bad dye job.

 

her hair is fake, its extentions.

 

who wouldn't fuck paris hilton?

 

You wouldn't even think about doing that bitch if she was broke and unknown.

 

Sure I would - like I said, my standards for what I'd hit are pretty low and she is well above them.