I would like to apply...

the UK forum has been invaded by foreigners

figures :frown:

 

We're not here to invade, just to fix.

The first things on the list;

-Get you guys driving on the right side of the road

-Introduce flouride

-Hand out free english dictionaries

 

How do you like it? Kinda sucks being on the recieving end

 

don't patronise me

this could lead to war, you know that right?? I hear the chambers are stirring as we speak...

 

I'm sorry you didn't get it. Didn't mean to confuse you with my vivacious humour :2thumbsup:

Haha, lets take out world domination on a couple of hippies in a forum for hippies! :2thumbsup:

When did I turn into such a demitroll?! :2thumbsup:

 

We use gears...it's easier to steer with your right hand while changing gear with your left...basically, we're just better drivers than the rest of the world, get over it!

We have fluoride in our water in the Northwest and in our toothpaste all over the country, we even manufacture it! Have you ever even been to the UK? It's mint! Have you ever seen Erin Brokavitch? It's a shit film but it highlights the dangers of fluoride..I don't remember what they are but it's bad for some reason.

Do you mean 'English' with a capital E? You need to check how you spell flouride as well..it's fluoride! At least get your spelling correct if you're going to skit me old goat! I can only assume ur avin a go at dis type of spellin innit?! It killz me n all. Do people not do this where ever you reside?

 

I have never been to the UK, no. See, where I come from, North America, the way we do things is to make assumptions about the rest of the world that are based on ignorance. So I suggest you take your facts and use them on someone else, because this North American ain't having nothing that's against what the TV says.

Erin Brocko what's-her-face. Yea, I seen it. I thought it was about hookers. Besides, the levels of fluoride (as you >E<nglish folk seem to "think" it's spelt) in that film were ones that are/were dangerous to humans. The levels found in the water supply and teethpaste are not.

I'm in fact from Canada, and yes, people do talk funny here. We say aboot and sawrry when we're riding around on our skidoos in June, travelling from one igloo to the next. I know Brit's like to rag on us for being like them, but we aint and it's been that way since a long time okay?

 

sorry... the Mayflower only sold one-way tickets for a reason :mickey:

 

Canada is not North America. So where are you from? North America or Canada? Do I like you or don't I? I base my arguments on facts but I like to use blind ignorance and prejudice to decide whether or not I like someone. This is due to the fact that everybody everywhere is generalisation of where they come from, no if's or buts! We're starting to find some common ground here...do I like this or not? If you're Canadian it's great, if you're American I'll be beaten to death by the great British public for almost agreeing with you. :love:

Fluoride is actually in the American based spell check so you must be Canadian. I still don't like you! My rotting teeth are not to be used as ammunition for you're piss taking you cold hearted hybrid. Now go and whittle a Kayak and start chopping trees down for trading, fires and log cabins before you freeze to death!

 

hahahhaha!!!

thats why im here. reeveenngggeee mwhahahaha ha











and felllaasss, plaaayyy niiiiceee

 

Where does Sam_stoned come from anyway? Bouganville?!

 

(You do I know was joking in my last post right? I'm not nearly that ignorant and my grammar is no where near that terrible)

But, I'll continue to play along...


I am Canadian and I don't care whether or not you like me. I don't like you because you're British. Your dry humour is about as funny as a wet fart, your food is soggier than a two year old's stool, and for some reason you all praise an incest old bat who tells you what to do.

I suggest you spare your teeth and quit watching Julia Roberts films, have you seen how perfect our teeth are? Why y'all choose to have those cro-magnon chompers is beyond me.

Now go drink some tea and clench your ass cheeks a little tighter.

 

I'm only playing, I'm not serious.

 

JENGA!!! :biggrin:

 

I agree, chill guys.

sorry to say Canada is part of North America Rask, but anyway lets all be friends eh?

we are after all a multi-cultural society, so we can even let Americans in

 

Again, I wasn't at all being serious. And I'm pretty sure Raskalization isn't either.

I'm just having some sarcastic fun. I would hope no one takes it seriously. Unfortunately this is a medium through which sarcasm and tongue in cheek humour doesn't translate well.

 

I'm not being serious guys. It's just a bit of harmless funs. I actually quite like you man..you banter well. just keep your tongue away from my cheeks!

 

You seem like a jolly good chap yourself.

I'll keep my tongue away from your cheeks if you keep your banger away from my gob.

 

How the hell did I not know that? I know there are around 33 million people who reside there and that the distance from one end of the other is further than my house to New York but how I thought it was in the Caribbean is beyond me!!

Jokes apart, I hope that no one actually believes in the stereotypical generalisations between one country to the next. There are arseholes in every country but I like to think that this little forum which we've grown to love harbours the very best of people from all across the globe. Not being full of narrow minded pricks is what attracted me to this place of sanctuary. Elitism is for fascists! One love guys! :2thumbsup:

 

It depends which side of Canada you're in..you're safe if your west coast, it just won't reach that far!