I would like to apply...

The french didn't invent fries. I'm pretty sure the english did and if not then americans.

 

Well, I know it wasn't the Americans.
I would say it was the french that invented fries, the British that invented chips and the American that invented crisps.

 

I'm Québécois...
I still haven't gotten over being abandoned by the French and having to accept British rule. And I'm also not too impressed that the British drafted us to fight in 2 world wars just to save France. Once again the nation that abandoned us and thereby making us property of the royal family.

I think I need a couple more years of therapy.

 

You were in both world wars my, you must be getting up there in years huh.

 

teh only th1ng w3 h4v3 to ph33r 1z ph33r it53lph

 

U wood $4y Th@

 

Btw, thanks for the $

 

Hey toé, espèce de crisse de fefi avec des acariens comme seuls amis. Ta tronche de pédale me fait penser à une vieille paire de bobettes qui sent le smegma de babouin prépubère! Je mouille en pensant à t'attacher sur une souffleuse Mastercraft à une démonstration Tupperware pour faire rire mes chums en câlisse. Va poser ton cul sur la tour du CN en remplacant la K-Y par d'la Krazy Glu

 

Belgium claims they made the French fries.

 

This is why they're called chips.

 

They did.
And they are incroyable !!! I suppose it is easy for americans to get confused with Belgium. Afterall, it is another francophone nation. (Yes they speak french in Beligum)

 

Is this French for Mayonaise?

 

Yes, there are universe-sized holes in our educational system... there are ways of filling them. I suppose dealing with contemptuous foreigners is an object lesson in one way or another to confronting the folly of our ways... our ideals as inbred as the gene pool is alleged to be in some regions. Yes there is still a blind sense of invincibility among some but I'd wager most of my countrymen (and women) are astute enough to know the difference today.

All that ails this belching distended pot belly in the western hemisphere predated me and will be here long after I'm gone so you'll excuse me if I choose not to affix any value to your words at this time.

Peace

 

I like most of the U.K. but never could understand why they drive on the wrong side of the road. Come on we invented the car, follow the rules.

 

Oh God..you really are from Montreal :eggnog:

 

More: http://users.telenet.be/worldstandards/driving on the left.htm

 

I've had sex with 2 Englanders and a Scot. Does that make me UKican now?

 

You did not have to be all technical about it I was just being a dick.

 

Only if you fit into one of the categories of post #3.

 

come to think of it I did not eat anything today. I could go for some chips and curry.