She's really into buying Elvis collectibles. Seriously. Creditors are always calling work. She also looks like Chicken Little. One time her UPS package got sent to my house (she lives directly a block up from me) and it was a little Elvis man. Bwahahahaha
She prob diodn't know it was someone else's when she oepened it. Even if she did, curiosity is a bitch.
and a federal offense in this case... i still support it though, since it gave us further opportunity to make fun of pathetic idiot coworker lady.