I woke up at the bar

that would have sucked.
According to them i was talkative and telling them EVERYTHING.... aahaha.

 

just a week ago i woke up on a couch with no cushions after a hard night of partying...only to realise that the coushins where resting on top of me. It was liek a couch sandwich.

 

^thats fantastic!

 

i think i am a lil hungry now....

 

i've done that!

my logic at the time, was that i was using the cushions as a blanket.

when i woke up i realized how rediculously stupid that stoned/drunk theory was.

 

at a friends party i was hammered beyond beliefe and he kept feeding me shots,then had a chick giving me more shots from her tits.i mustve smoked 2 ounces of good weed as well.i ended up hugging the toilet and passed out leaning against the bathroom wall.woke up at 3AM still fucked up and crawled out of the bathroom and onto his couch.

shitty video but thats me in the chair https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOy-FKv_rq4 :cheers2::rofl:

 

I fell asleep pissed on the bus back from the city before...ended up 100 miles away from home, completely hammered at 12pm hahaha slept in a feild and had to hitch back the next day, I also had a pink hitler tash drawn on, a swastika on one cheek and a dick on the other (which i had no idea about ) hmm apart from that...actually last weekend after a night of heavy drinking with a few friends I fell asleep on a chair in his gaff, his housemate who used to have really long dreads but he cut and kept them, put them all over me while I was asleep and my two friends completely freaked out at him thinking he cut my dreads off I woke up to my two friends shouting and about to beat the shit out of him and him laughing hysterically. They soon figured out that my dreads hadnt been cut off though but I had no idea what was going on.

 

i think you win this thread...

 

I woke up one morning after a summer party laying on the kitchen counter, using a loaf of bread for a pillow. My arm duct taped to a hockey stick and a cheese it box duct taped to my hand. I still laugh about it.

 

speaking of things adhesively attached to body parts, my friend thought it would be funny to superglue splenda packets all over my legs and arms one time when i fell asleep stoned...

i didn't notice until i used my arm to load another bowl a few seconds after i woke up.

 

I've woken up in a field before. It sucked.

 

Honestly I don't mind having shit drawn on me or glued or taped as long as I am sleeping somewhere safe but I didn't like having the duct tape rip off my skin the the morning..... hungover

 

Are you sure that bar wasn't in New Orleans?

I guess the strangest place I woke up, in retrospect, My Crazy X's Bed!