I wish the dog had money.

i wish the world didn't need money. then i'd be building houses and people sized trains and living with all sorts of strange alien little furry creatures.

 

i bet the dog would be stingy

 

nah, he'd probably lose all the money in a poker game.

 

Hookers

 

I've been thinking the same thing for years. I've actually got my dog trained to carry laundry from my washing machine to the closet for me....If he can't go get himself a job, he can help me....

 

Have you thought of pimping your dog out?

 

Also she keeps barking at the Cathloics on Wednesdays. I'm pretty sure she's a methodist.

Bark! you're going to hell. Bark!