i wish i was a vampire

Discussion in 'Weird, Bizarre and Mysterious' started by jaredfelix, Feb 21, 2009.

  1. heeh2

    heeh2 Senior Member

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    you know alot about vampires......but apparently not enough about pirates
     
  2. blackcat666

    blackcat666 Senior Member

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    i'm not sure i know what what you mean. are you implying that i plagiarize?
     
  3. Tisha Mc

    Tisha Mc Banned

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    I'm a werewolf. Vamps ain't got nothin' on me, biotch!
     
  4. Spirit Wynd

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    Anyone can be a witch, male or female, and true witchcraft is more about the cycles and forces of nature and your own innate powers, not like the fantasy movies, also not satanism as the Christains' would label all things they don't understand.

    As for vampires, not many suck blood except some gothic vamps who have a fetish...
    Real vamps are indeed Psychic Vampires, who, as already said, are ever hungry, but they usually do not feed on blood, but rather the energy of others. There are many ways to do this, but the end result is more or less the same... the vamp becomes energized and vitalized, while the victim becomes sluggish and tired, both in body and mind, drained of their energy.
    Both effects aren't permanent, the victim will recover in a day or so, and the vamp's "new" energy will fade and will need to feed again.
    And the thing is, the victim may never know what or when it happens... they simply blame it on lack of sleep or a stressful day.
    A psychic attack can happen anywhere, you can be standing in line, or hanging at the mall, in a movie theatre, just walking down the street, or even sleeping in your bed.
    Though to be attacked while sleeping would take an adept vamp well known to the astral realms, which is the realm of thought, and is quite dangerous to experiment with.

    This is only a brief description, I didn't see that show you were talking about, but have seen others, and I know that all programs on tv are regulated by the government and always withholds infomation they think we don't need to know.
    So again, I recommend you do some research in books and online to find out more beyond tv and movies.

    Oh, one more thing, many people are already vampires and witches, but don't know it...yet. They only wonder about the "wierd" things that happen around them and ask, How did that happen? or Did I do that?

    Just some thoughts for ya....

    Peace everyone
     
  5. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I think you might get a kick out of this letter I transcribed from an old edition of OMNI magazine [​IMG]

    From Transylvania with Love

    It was nearly enough to arouse me before my accustomed nightfall when, among the cards and letters that have been wending their way here for the last, oh, 600 years or so, with word of my supposed affliction.

    So now it’s rabies that drives me to seek my lovely victims? Rabies? How Plebeian! Scientists should stay home at night with their doors bolted, if they can’t tell the difference between me, the prince of Walachia, and my old friend Jack Homolupus. Hirsute as he is, Jack is best known as the Wolfman, and it is he who has rabies, a mild case though. Louis Pasteur wouldn’t even take him as a patient. But I digress.

    I, the most prominent inhabitant of Transylvania, have never in my life foamed at the mouth. It would be ludicrous to suppose that I had. The foam would obscure my two-inch long canine teeth, one of my most recognizable features, and that would be a pity, don’t you agree? As for biting indiscriminately I can only suggest you review my history. I prefer women as you call them these days liberated women, of good breeding and translucent skin. These ephemeral qualities have always appealed to me. Perhaps I inherited this taste from my Mother.

    From my father though I inherited my fondness for the night and my desire for the jugular vein which courses so conveniently up to the neck. I become enraptured just thinking about it. You see my father as his before him, and his before him has a slight ailment, a condition we don’t boast about, it called Porphyria. Mary Queen of Scots passed it on to King George III and so on. When I knew her Mary had a lovely neck, porphyria is mainly an inherited metabolic disorder in which pigment is over produced, but I shan’t bore you with the details. Let it be that the disorder makes my skin sensitive to the light, and I enjoy the night, naturally. Over the years from the exposure of moonlight, some porphyrins have leeched into my bones and teeth causing a miserable case of erythodontia, a reddish staining of my rapier canines. I rather fancy the effect.

    If you are interested, erythrodontia shows up best under long-wave ultraviolet rays, but few people care about this anymore, alas

    Count Dracula
    Whereabouts withheld :eek:

    Hotwater
     
  6. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    I want to live forever to find out who wins.
     
  7. Spirit Wynd

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    Anyone see the new Underworld movie yet?
    It looks good, but I wait until its on dvd. The first two were awesome.
     
  8. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I do exactly the same thing, I wait until it comes out on DVD :cheers2:


    Hotwater
     
  9. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Interesting news story concerning vampires:

    March 14, 2008 (AP) ROME - An archaeological dig near Venice has unearthed the 16th-century remains of a woman with a brick stuck between her jaws — evidence, experts say, that she was believed to be a vampire.

    The unusual burial is thought to be the result of an ancient vampire-slaying ritual. It suggests the legend of the mythical bloodsucking creatures was tied to medieval ignorance of how diseases spread and what happens to bodies after death, experts said.

    The well-preserved skeleton was found in 2006 on the Lazzaretto Nuovo island, north of the lagoon city, amid other corpses buried in a mass grave during an epidemic of plague that hit Venice in 1576.

    "Vampires don't exist, but studies show people at the time believed they did," said Matteo Borrini, a forensic archaeologist and anthropologist at Florence University who studied the case over the last two years. "For the first time we have found evidence of an exorcism against a vampire."

    Hotwater
     
  10. jaredfelix

    jaredfelix Namaste ॐ

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    dude that is so freaking awesome...

    to bad they dont actually exist though :/
     
  11. heeh2

    heeh2 Senior Member

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    ofc not, i was talking to OP
     
  12. blackcat666

    blackcat666 Senior Member

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    ok heeh2, glad we got that clear up. i thought you were refering to me.
     
  13. Freakymetalchik

    Freakymetalchik BITCH.

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    I used to wish that I was a vampire too.
    Then Twilight came out...
    :(
     
  14. Share the Warmth

    Share the Warmth Member

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    Be careful...what you wish for! ;)
     
  15. Teale

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    i wouldn't want to live forever, i think it'd be fun to sleep all day though. :)
     
  16. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    There are different types of vampires including some who are said to grunt like pigs underground
    as they slowly eat away at their death shroud, thereby triggering the death of their closest
    living relatives :eek:


    Hotwater
     
  17. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    An overwhelming desire to sleep throughout the day is a form of vampirism :eek:


    Hotwater
     
  18. LSDMIKE

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  19. Sylph ish

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    why the fuck would you want to live forever?
     
  20. Spirit Wynd

    Spirit Wynd Member

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    Are you kidding? With so many things to do and learn, places to see and explore. Or find a place you like and stay a while, perhaps to teach, help a community grow, and make sure you don't play vampire on your friends...
     

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