i wish i was a man

im fine with everything everyone said here? i have a life outside the internet, and it involves men thats all.. and men seem to have it easier, thats all

 

Always thought it would be a bitch of a thing to have to carry around boobies all the time, especially the big ones.

I mean yeah sure you can use them to get guys to pay for stuff for you with them, but as for their main function, they only get used for a little while after each kid, and yet you have to spend your life carrying them around everywhere

 

and while im changing gender, i might as well get a big one yea


well before you do that please come out to New Mexico first

 

They do and I never said anything contradicting that. I wish I had a removable wang. So I could be a girl when I feel like being girly and a guy when I feel like jacking off, belching, and pissing on trees.

 

at which point did i get all butthurt tho?

 

Your boyfriend has it easier. THAT, I'm sure of.

I love Paris in the springtime,,

 

i no longer have a boyfriend, why else would i be posting such a bitter topic?

 

Usually when someone starts their reply off with, "Fine, I get it", it's usually a pretty defensive way to start off. But I see we both misunderstood one another, so we should start off from scratch and invent some detachable penises. Strap-ons don't count cuz they don't have nerves.

 

and old people.

 

when i start my replies with "Fine, i get it", im just trying to be funny or something. that or im just french and english isnt my native language.
so yea, we both misunderstood each other. im all for the detachable penises idea

 

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I would empathize with you but you are way too beautiful to have it as hard as you claim. Being able to piss standing up and shoot my orgasms about is sweet tho.

 

Cultural barriers are so fun. :cheers2: lol

 

Only men who are men have it easier. And by being a man, I mean seizing the fucking day.

If you start seizing the day with your vagina, the worlds yours.

Stop blaming your problems on your naughty bits.

 

thats the core of the problem. it seems that i cant figure out how to seize the day. id rather (with my woman's brain) waste my time following what my heart says and whatnot

 

I hadn't noticed that your boyfriend was no longer,,,

"Zank heaven,,,for lit-tle girls,,,for lit-tle girls get bigger every dayy"

Maurice Chevalier

 

his dick told him that a younger girl who lived closer was a more valid solution

 

Ma pauvre Crayola,,,j'espere,,

 

It's much easier than it seems.

 

my penis thinks differently than my mind....

 

are u sure??? think hard