i wish i was a female, at times..

dangermoose naa, cheating is all in the head

 

I know somebody who had a sex change. Some other peeps reckoned she used to be a bloke, because of a rather large adams apple... they were only joking though. It wasn't until she entered into a televised motorsport competition for "women" that the truth came out!

 

really wow, i wouldnt like to be a bloke

 

is it wierd that your accent is sexy on a message board?

anyway, i have to admit that i am totally baffled by my own body. i've often felt far more male than female, a bit of a gender identity crisis. but i decided that despite the fact that i am completely freaked out and betrayed by my body's hormonal shifts (which leave that little logical portion of my brain screaming "WTF IS GOING ON HERE?!!! THAT'S A TOTALLY STUPID AND IRRATIONAL REACTION YOU PSYCHO!!!) i still decided it was better to be a female, because it's a lot easier to get laid, and i'd just be a bisexual male anyway, and there's a whole host of social problems that go along with that, bless their hearts.

 

Yes! To have a cock for a day...

*giggggles*

Although, I'm very content with my pussy

Wow, tangled up with an octopus... the idea is strangely erotic to me!

 

You're so fucking awesome

You saw first hand..? how would that go about?

 

RE: Yes! To have a cock for a day...

*giggggles*

And what would you do? Magnificently use it on as many women as possible?

Hope you get phenomenal looks, a huge bank balance, or hypnotic powers with that transference.....

....cause trust me, by the end of the day you'll only have experienced the novelty of urinating standing up.

Whereas me, in a female body, would only have to repair to the nearest bar, find some cute guy and bat my eyelashes. Three paid-for drinks later and I'd be experiencing stuff from the distaff side!

 

a message board accent huh!!

 

lol. craziest thing.

 

i always liked the idea of having a clit....but mebbe stick it behind me ear, under me chin or summit...always seemed such a design flaw having it in such an awkward place.....

 

yea like, i could hide a clit under my bear and sit atop high hills overlooking great landscapes, and people would see me sitting there crosslegged staring into space stroking my beard and assume im a great philosopher or thinker of our time to spend s many hours in a daze stroking my beard staring off into the distance, when really, im only masturbating.