I will read your fortune

oooh consult the majestic oracle about my future!


Will I ever achieve my life goal and become ambassador to Sweden?

 

pfft. i coulda told you that. anything better?

 

No, but I am seeing you possibly working part time at Ikea.

 

is tomorrow going to be fucking awesome or what?

 

I will have to consult your husband to see what the family itinerary looks like. I feel strongly that you may be using the Mr Clean Magic Eraser.

 

No. Friday will be better.

 

Well I might as well drop out of uni now if its all going to be a waste of time

 

That's disappointing. Considering i'll be on acid tomorrow, I was expecting it to be good. I'm glad you're not actually psychic. haha

 

now you're going to think about this thread and have a really bad trip

 

well bon voyage and good luck on your

 

you're probably right. this annoys me.

 

That's what i was thinking. But that wont' happen because i will most likely forget about this by tomorrow and be in a really good mood before I take it.
Shit, i should stop posting here, it's just going to make me remember this thread even more. but not really. i hope.

 

I have mad skills.

 

you just talk to my husband too much. tell HIM to use the magic eraser...wait...don't.

 

didn't you get the special important magic eraser email?

 

no. my computer was busted. i have another new one now. it's very nice.

 

dont be silly we all know fortune tellers lie for a living.

 

opps this is a thread. still i wont fall for it.

 

here is one.


when will my next awesome experience happen? (by awesome i mean really fun in any way)

 

i don't want to preview my future, i want to create it!

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