I was Caught Masturbating? What to do?

Damn dude, I wish I had your problems LOL

 

lol it all happens to jon
if victoria would be pissed of if she found you did susan i wouldnt do it victoria is the goal afterall

 

boink all of them dude,victoria,susan,mark,her dad,her mom,her sis,her bro!!!everybody!!!boink people you meet in the street!!LOL!

 

Eyes on the prize...then bring them all in for an orgy

 

*Popcorn*

I'm your biggest fan!

 

this thread is the most entertaining thing i've read since A Modest Proposal by Jonathan Swift.

 

This dude should just fuck Susan first & then it wouldn't really be considered cheating since he hasn't officially started a relationship with Victoria yet.

 

I might have to invent a time machine just to see what happens. I CANT wait anymore. This is an amazing thread

 

I hope it wont end up with something about "fresh prince of bel air...:S

 

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what the fuck was that? ^

 

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Bloody hell Lenny, tell us what you really think! lol

 

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Seriously, get a life & stop being so focused on his you 45 year old jackass. Seriously, you're probably a virgin yourself who couldn't get any if you tried.

 

Again...gone for a day...and so much drama missed! Who knew fellows could be so passionate

 

HA HA! Funny & hot. Nice combo Ms. Libertine.

 

I don't care if it was. Ha ha.

Btw- I don't think I'm god. I just thought your response was kinda' random and angry. I was a little surprised, so in a half-joking, half-serious way, I casually said "what the fuck was that?"

No hard feelings, man. You're right about several factors. He needs to get some before she goes to someone who will nail her.


luckyjohn, You give 'er the rusty trombone yet?