I want To Marry Someone I've Never Met!

Any ideas, y'all?

 

Mail order bride.

 

Cool! Thanks!!

 

From where will you be ordering one?

 

I'll do it if you have a decent insurance policy

 

That had a "Black Widow" ring to it.

 

Sears & Roebuck

 

i'll do it! i'll do it for the good of mankind!

 

Your bravery brought a tear to my eye.

 

oh honey! you're being paranoid!

*continues to flip through funeral home brochure*

 

Why thankyou kind sir....i am bedazzled by your most wonderful company

 

Why would ya want to marry someone ya haven't even met?

 

My castle is your castle, m'lady.

 

I have alot of russian chicks I can send your way, they keep bugging me to marry them, so Im sure you could use one

 

One Russian Chick to go!!!

 

oh, is that pink in my honour?

why you sweet corageous man!

 

Thank you, my sweet damsel.

 

Ill marry you. as long as i never have to see you naked or sleep in the same bed as you and as missfontella said as long as their is a nice life insurance policy.

 

Some fun date you would be.