I want to live

I've seen Angus give you that look.

 

Back away slowly, dave. Lol.

 

Fucking ridiculous animals. Ice seen enough penises to last me a lifetime. I'm ready for the pheromones to stop now.

 

you need a good year or so of being lesbian.

 

I'll join a commune right away. You got the kids? Thx.

 

I did get called smokin hot, though. That's nice. Beena while.

 

you know you'll miss the teabag, though.

 

I'm like the penis whisperer.

 

Change your shirt..

Peace

 

This shirt helps keep your closet door nice and secure, That's why I keep it.

 

I don't get the sig.

 

hehe,

 

Girls talk to you ??? Geez they won't talk to me..

Peace

 

Haha. Have you forgotten to check peoples ages again?

 

I'm cool like that. Old, fat, and scary but that's part of my kewl factor

 

Stop it. You're creeping me out.

 

what would you expect? you're conversing with a 38 year old dude on the internet.

 

Eat a moderately high fiber diet and you will never have to worry about it.

 

eeewww

 

btw, what beer is that in your sig? it's making me thirsty.