I Want To Have Sex With David Bowie

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by BraveSirRubin, Apr 29, 2007.

  1. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    On a New York rooftop at night with a full moon while being completely covered in glitter (one of us in silver and the other in gold), so that we shine in our love making.

    It shalt be done to "The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust".

    All the 3 a.m. cats will watch us shine.
  2. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

    This is almost as hot as watching Trent Reznor stalk him in the Afraid of Americans music video.
  3. ssreetnulov

    ssreetnulov Member

    I hope David Bowie reads this.
  4. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

  5. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

    Just don't get any chunks of glitter in your nether regions. Ouch.
  6. spooner

    spooner is done.

    the front page had this listed as "i want to have sex with david..."

    i was hoping you meant hasslehof.
  7. ssreetnulov

    ssreetnulov Member

    David Lee Roth.
  8. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    I think that having glitter stuck in my genetalia will be half the fun.

  9. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

    Been watching Velvet Goldmine again, eh? :D

    "David Bowie" should replace the words "sex" and "fuck." Like, "Sorry dude, but I totally want to David Bowie your twin sister." Or, "Hey, I gotta hit the drugstore--I think I'm gonna be gettin' some David Bowie tonight. Ow!"

    You heard me. :H
  10. ssreetnulov

    ssreetnulov Member

    hahahaha That's awesome.
  11. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

    oh man this thread...is ...just...yes
  12. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    This thread is more like Oh Yeah!

    Haha, I must say that the roof idea is very Velvet Goldmine influenced. Man, Glam starship!

    But yes, yes... Jess, do you wanna have David Bowie with me? :D

    (I will really use this man... no more "sex"... only "David Bowie")
  13. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

    I only watched Velvet Goldmine because I saw your thread about it. I'm glad I did! I was pretty surprised (but happy) to find so much Eno and Roxy Music in the film.

    But Jack Fairy was the man. :H
  14. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    Oh man, I'm glad I got to spread the beauty of that movie.

    It's not one of the best movies out there... but it's so fucken Glam, which is great!

    (I love Eno, and Roxy... yesssir).

    Anyhow... I'd David Bowie him.

  15. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

    David Bowie all night!
    David Bowie in the Labyrinth!
  16. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    Haha, The Labyrinth is a great movie :D
  17. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

    David Bowie in tight pants!
  18. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    A little too tight pants


    Which is great... pure crotch action :D
  19. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

    You're right--Velvet Goldmine isn't amazing, but it's cool. But I don't know if I could David Bowie Jack Fairy. He's the glammiest of the glam, but he's also slightly creepy looking. :stunned: I don't think he has any eyebrows. :D
  20. prism

    prism :o

    Wow, I mean really. Wow. This reminds me when I made this other thread back in the day when I was a true perv. [​IMG]

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