i want to go back

I want to go back to a time when being old was someone over 20...decisions were made by "eeny meeny miney no"...mistakes were corrected by exclaiming DO OVER!...money issues were handled by the banker in Monopoly...catching fire flies could occupy an entire evening...the worst thing you could catch was cooties...race issues meant arguing over who can run faster...double dog dares could make anyone do anything...war was only a card game...your worst fear was being picked last for kickball...and the game "Operation" was the only time you had to deal with a broken heart..

 

It's a good thing I got my cootie shot otherwise being associated with this post could be devasting to my rep.

Good thread by the way. I liked the style of it.

Saying that to a GIRL is like -30 cool points by the standards set by my peers so I hope you're happy.

 

you're 16 right?

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

sweetie, I miss 16 and if you think its sucks now.....







damn are you gonna be pissed 10 years from now

 

hehe missF is right but anyways... i really liked that. can def. relate.

 

its all downhill from here isnt it

 

I'm honest because I love you......................yes


ok well, its like this, you get smarter as you get older, learn to appreciate the smaller things and the value of the joy in life


....but then again, as you get older, there is less and less pure joy

 

when I was 16, george bush sr was president. and vanilla ice was huge. thats sad, isnt it??

 

nah, fuck that! i'm having a BLAST. everything before 21 was shit. now if i want a cookie, i don't have to ask mom. i can rent porn, go out drinking, and stay out all night. i don't have homework, i don't have a bully to put up with, and i make the house rules. my daughter is the coolest, and i don't get my mouth washed out with soap when i say "FUCK."

 

well you know what, at least you see it now. you wont have some rude awakening ahead of you.

 

I want to go back to the time when mullets were cool..........

 

but they ARE cool.

 

why is it that produce truck drivers all seem to sport mullets?? we had one that used to wear a rat-tail. now our new produce truck driver has a full-fledged mullet. sometimes I want to ask him if he likes dokken. ahhaha.

 

me and some friends are gonna get together and go see motley crue. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! nice.

 

I saw the 'Crue on the Girls... tour, and damn straight I was sportin' a mullet then!

(I even remember SOME of the show -- MC and Whitesnake -- rock and fuckin' roll)

.......and , yes, the mullet does live on.....I lost mine in '87, but some just refuse to let the flame die........and most of them can tell you last year's final NASCAR standings......................but that's another topic

 

well, there's also my husband's gay aunt and her friends. they've all got mullets, too.

 

that was an awesome post. It really made me smile.

I remember childhood was so sweet. you spend all of your time trying to grow up and once you realize what being an adult entails, you long for the years you lost.

 

i want to avoid the unavoidable. lol i dont wanna grow up just yet

 

When you find youself in danger,

When you're threatened by a stranger,

When it looks like you will take a lickin',

(puk, puk, puk, puk)

There is someone waiting,

Who will hurry up and rescue you,

just Call for Super Chicken!

(puk, ack!)

Fred, if you're afraid you'll have to overlook it,

Besides you knew the job was dangerous when you took it

(puk, ack!)

He will drink his super sauce

And throw the bad guys for a loss

And he will bring them in alive and kickin'

(puk, puk, puk, puk)

There is one thing you should learn

When there is no one else to turn to

Call for Super Chicken!

(puk, puk, puk, puk)

Call for Super Chicken!

(puk, ack!)

 

George, george, george of the jungle,


Strong as he can be,

AWWW AAWWw AWWWWW AAWWW

AWWW AAWWWW AWWWW

Watch out for thet tree (splat)

 

One nice thing about having a crappy childhood is you don't spend too much time wishing you could go back.