i want to get married

It's true. Damn inflation. >=/

 

im sodomising a red white n blue carrot cake rite now

 

do you have video proof of the aforementioned action?

 

no sad to say , that if you sodomise a pastry in the woods , and theres nobody to document it , will you still get iceing all over yourself ?

 

boy I hope so

big fantasy of mine, to come across a guy sodomizign pastry in the woods, and having icing all over him. oh baby oh baby

 

actualy im kinna hungry .....whats fer breckfast?

 

I'm pretty sure theres a website devoted to that.

 

it's in your favourites/bookmarked section, isn't it?

or are you just on the website yourself, all scanadlous and icing'ed up?

 

Linkie prease.

 

there should be a site dedicated to having sex with food ....if there isnt , we need to start one !!

 

I bet you jerk off to American Pie.

 

ive got a strawberry rhubarb pie ...and im sticking my tounge in the hole in the center of the crust .........it twitched n farted a bit ....

 

I wouldn't eat that if I were you.

 

nothing ventured nothing gained ....

 

True.

Enjoy your botulism.

 

oops... i ended up in a different place than i started...lol