fitzy, i love how you love lolcats. i swear. i have an ideal way to get fat. do you think you can manage to get pregnant?
That's not enough. You need three buckets of Kentucky Fried Chickin. Dump some motor oil all over it. For desert you need 4 or 5 Big Macs. Repeat this every 4 hrs. Peace
Dude aren't you worried about your health? I used to be obese and trust me: it's no fun. And the sex? Let's just say you'll tire a lot faster - even if you're just lying down letting the woman do all the work on top.