I want to get fat..

a paper bag, silly. don't you watch the simpsons?

 

Haha No worries man. I'm an immensely horny SOB. LOL. Time to face the music. It's ok you'll get used to it.

 

I'm lost. A paper bag ? I still think he should eat a bowl of concrete every day. And Kentucky Fried Chickin. He will blow up real good. Might have some problems in the bath room. But it will all be worth it. And then he can start starving himself to near death to lose the weight again so he can start all over. This sounds like great fun.

Peace

 

I'm not really horny all the time I'm just a pervert. Comes with the life style.

Peace

 

I'm not either but I like to keep up appearances you know. The girls go nuts over that.

 

I think they like it low keyed. Then you can jump em when they least expect it. Keeps them gussin. I can't do that though. What we do is planed.

Peace

 

Go to a feed store and get Calf Starter and make milk shakes that will put on the pounds...



MOO....

 

Hey Dave I just had a thought. What about some of those beans your wife makes you ? They would work. Oh wait those are made to come out right ? Well tell her to put some glue in them. They will stay with him forever. He will be as big as a house in no time. Just a thought.

Peace

 

Those beans will help nobody get fat. Temporary bloat due to air pressue yes. Fat... NO. i dont recommend you try those at home. They are for trained professionals only.

 

What about the glue I talked about. they will stay with him. Come on your wifes a sport. I bet she would like the idea of her beans being with someone forever right ? Ask her ok.

Peace

 

If he wants to eat glue, I'm sure will KC will oblige.

 

We won't tell him. He will be so happy. But what can KC give him when he wants to lose the weight ? He said he wanted to bounce around. Maybe a roto rooter will work. This guy will be so happy. Thank Kc in advance for the help.

Peace

 

Nice one....

 

That Maury, gotta love how he exploits those obese babies...Wait, does it say that kid weights 230 pounds?? Holy crap...

 

man, thats child abuse

 

Yeah, Maury looks sincere and like he cares and all that, but his show is nothing but a modern freak show...

 

Ok everyone.. Just an update on my progress...
This morning I ate a whole package of spinach pasta, that was drenched in olive oil after cooking, and I threw in a 1/2 pound of shrimp that was cooked in a stick of butter. 4 hours later I ate 2 large calzones that had like 5 kinds of meat and 3 cheeses in it, and some cheese fries.. And then for a before dinner snack I ate a whole package of bacon, and some ice cream.. And later for dinner, Im going to eat a whole package of chimichangas....Im going to weigh myself tommorow, so every 2-3 days..

 

Ugh your food intake just made me feel sick.


I want to be skinny damn it!

 

ahahahahaha man i hope this is real

this is the way to get YOKED

 

YOKED? what does that mean?