Hi! I'm new here, and I hope this is the perfect place I can go about this problem. Anyway, my girlfriend and I have been dating on- off for 5 years, and just recently out relationship has been great! So finally, we are starting playing around and such. We love boob play and kissing, an now we are ready for oral play. I've done oral with other girls before, so was ready to show her my skill, but was horrified when I went down on her. It smelled horrible! Not fishy like yeast infections, but it just smelled like... I don't know, it was just really off from what I was used to. I didn't say anything, but ended it quickly saying I felt sick from our dinner. I feel bad because I don't want it to ruin our relationship, and I want to return the favor when she starts eating me out. I know that it's clean, she cleans it nightly and keeps it dry down there. The only thing I noticed is she has a lot of pubic hair, and uses a vaginal cleanser. Could this be a ph problem? Should I talk to her? I know normal vaginas are suppose to have a slight smell to them, but mine or any of my ex lovers had a smell like that, ever. Please help out! Thanks!
If its true......5 years!!!!! It took you five years to get to the naughty stuff. I dont understand that, no matter.who it is hetero or homo. Fuck, most of the time if they make me wait 5 hours, i'm like, ok by by now
I think theres a thread here somewhere that discusses yucky pussy. you can check it out. and 5 years?! .... oh heres an idea! uhm get a jar of jam or honey and spread it on her to mask the smell? and possibly the .. taste .. >_< I dont know your food preferences but chipotle or hoisin sauce might be ok too. or lemon and cocktail sauce #_@
Some of ou guys are kinda rude D: and yes, 5 years. It has been a mostly long distance relationship, and she's let me do things with other people during that time, so it's not like I had no sex. And morrow, no not really. Most I've been with just smell.. Normal? No really smell to it. Thanks kurona, I'll look for the thread! Haha I'll have to talk to her about that, never thought of that!
I feel that a girl below is a very smelly very embarrassing thing, girls generally love to clean. You are leisbian amazing.
Shouldnt 5 years tell you everything though, and by the sound of it your first time together you did everything. On top of that a long distance relationship so she can hide the rest of her life from you Is that ever going to happen?. she just sounds like one thats not gay, just wants to get chummy with a gal friend . Try stick to gay girls, but you have to hunt them out, hang where they hang, plan to move to a big city if thats part of the problem. Cos this kind of thing will never end well. It should really be under 5 days that you are all like dizzy and cant keep your hands off each other, not 5 years, thats bullshit
One point, Having hair doesn't affect the scent. It merely holds pheremones. That's its job. If she is using washes, she knows something is up, is completely disconnected from her body or ImaginaryBeing is correct. Pardon us for not believing five years. The average length of a lesbian relationship in my area is three. (There are some lifers, but with the young women, there is a lot of oat sowing, too-hastily made pairings, and general de stability, a high incidence of bi-curious women who satisfy their curiosity.) This is a second date is a U-Haul area!
Don't people use Lactic Acid Bacteria & Probiotics to balance PH? They don't need no prescriptions and can be picked up from any pharmacy I think?
You guys make it sound like having a long distance relationship would be hell! It wasn't. Sexually it was really open and we sexted a lot. Once my family moved closer we slowly started to do more and more things and eventually we started exploring down there. I was shocked, and was just asking advice,, not asking how I should do my relationship. Also, you don't even know how everything went. We always wanted to have sex, but physically couldn't. We skyped, sexted and called. For the past 5 years we have been telling each other almost everything. Also, she is so far from straight it isn't even funny. She had been full on lesbian for 7 years, and could probably get more pussy then you would ever get. Stop judging my relationship. Anyway, to people who care, we talked and decided to try it after a shower. We both ate each other out and it was amazing :3 we are planning to explore a little more next time:3 I want to use a vibrator on her x3 I guess I got a little worked up for nothing. Some girls just sweat more then others. She said she noticed the problem too and we talked about ways she can keep all the juices fresh down there after I did some research on oral sex.
Let Me Get This Right, She Has Been A "Full On" Lesbian For 7 Years, And Only Now Has Addressed The Hygeine Issues "Down There".... Common, I May Be A Bit Green, But I'm No Cabbage.... Cheers Glen.
Lol, no argument there Well good stuff then, everything has worked out for the both of you. Now join us at the rest of the site for silly memes, hippy stuff, over analyzing everyone elses problems and smart alecky one liners
Assuming you're even a woman, I have some advice. Pour some honey or whipped cream on her, than lick it off