I want to become a driver for prostitutes

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Face Eater, Feb 8, 2009.

  1. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

    There are always jobs going for "escort drivers" in my town and I have heard that they pay pretty well. I think I would really enjoy driving skanky women around. The conversation would always be colourful. I am actually considering doing this when I get a better car because the hours would fit really well around my other job.
     
  2. Arlandis

    Arlandis Visitor

    Wow that would be an awesome job
     
  3. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

    Is prostitution legal there? :D
     
  4. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

    No it is not, so the money is all tax free.

    I think it would be a great way to meet loose women.

    That was a joke, but I really think there would be some great conversation, as well as some really bad conversation too.
     
  5. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    I thought about riding people to visit their love ones in prison across the state, My state is huge and always people (skanky women) looking to visit hubby.. the conversations would be just as colorful.. :)
     
  6. Frieden

    Frieden Senior Member

    Hookers have drivers? Whoa. Where have I been?!
     
  7. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    if video games have taught me anything, it's that you'll start out driving hookers and before you know it you'll be blowing up columbian drug dealers for the yakuza...
     
  8. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

    Australian hookers apparently have drivers. :D Sounds like a fuckin' sweet deal to me. You'd be able to tell us such interesting stories!
     
  9. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

    Cupcakes = A-OK!
     
  10. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    wouldn't that just mean that it's legal to be a slut?
     
  11. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

    You realize that the police and the competition is going to know your car, right?
     
  12. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

    Is it enforced, though? Tolerated? I'd do it. I love prostituttees.
     
  13. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    Fred Garvin.....male prostitute

    [​IMG]
     
  14. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    duh, just jack the nearest kuruma on the road before you pick her up...

    if the cops do catch on, just get it repainted. they won't recognize you then.
     

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