I Want To Be Shorter!

That sounds like it might be an urban legend.

 

I followed the trial closely and the defense did submit the computer hard drives into evidence which were laced with alternate porn in which MJ was engaged in


Hotwater

 

my granny was definitely a porn star.

 

That's a good point. O work in Reno and have to be there at 5am, the same time Brianna Denison was kidnapped...the guy who killed her is a serial rapist who attacks women at 4-5am...Brianna's body was found just a bit over 4 blocks from my work.

I am 5'8 and am SO happy because all of this guy's victims have been 5 footish and very petite.-crap I forgot to log Andy out-This is Lynsey

 

yep you sufficiently confused me.

 

I'm 5'8" but I don't have a voice that fits me. It really irritates me.

 

Urban legend.

 

^you're an urban legend

 

I'm short.

I enjoy it.

If someone's short, they wanna be tall. If someone's tall, they wanna be short. Curly haireds want straight, straights want curly.

Everyone wants to be their parallel universe selves, but still retain their uniqueness...hmm.....

 

what. just because you can't find her on the internets?

 

im 6 ft 3 and still growing. im so tall i got mountain goats living on my head.

Being tall has its advantages because everythings bigger.

 

I looked everywhere!

 

I like being 5'8". I'm not too tall, and thank god I'm not short. :tongue: I just want a different body and a voice to match my size and personality.

 

i wish i was evil-i'minmyunderwear... so i could grow a goatee

 

I'm not a a tall man. But I have big dreams.

And a stool.

Call me smelly Smocks.

 

Heeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy..........are you parallel universe me?

Maybe we should get together and wash our collective socks and smocks.

 

Last night I was out clubbing and I started talking with this guy. He was 1,92m tall, while drunk we started dicussing how tall girls should be and appearently 10 cm shorter than him was too tall. His max was 1,79. I find that annoying because when others who are shorter wear high heals they are over his hight limit anyway!

 

cut off your legs, then you will be short and elite...

 

be thankful. that's all i've got to say.

 

mountain goats, eh?