Now let's look at the facts. She's got her own cooking show, she's rolling in the bucks, she knows how to cook and she's quite pretty for her 37. Okay, so she's babbling and a little eccentric...what woman isn't? Hell, women who don't shut up who can't cook and look like hell before age 30 are a dime a dozen. Besides, you can bet she screws real good too. Imagine her making nasal accent squealing with delight sounds. Hey, you gotta love that. Not to mention that she can back up the Brink's truck to my front porch any day of the week. You guys go ahead and think about Miss 15 Minutes Jessica Alba who probably is a total basket case, a boring lay and can't make microwave popcorn.