I want to bang Rachel Ray!!!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Raving Sultan, May 26, 2006.

  1. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

    Now let's look at the facts.

    She's got her own cooking show, she's rolling in the bucks, she knows how to cook and she's quite pretty for her 37.

    Okay, so she's babbling and a little eccentric...what woman isn't? Hell, women who don't shut up who can't cook and look like hell before age 30 are a dime a dozen.

    Besides, you can bet she screws real good too. Imagine her making nasal accent squealing with delight sounds. Hey, you gotta love that.

    Not to mention that she can back up the Brink's truck to my front porch any day of the week.

    You guys go ahead and think about Miss 15 Minutes Jessica Alba who probably is a total basket case, a boring lay and can't make microwave popcorn.
  2. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

    Rachael Ray

    More photos
    Date of birth (location)
    25 August 1968
    Cape Cod, Massachusetts, USA
    She's 37 lol.
  3. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    bang? how romantic
  4. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

    Oh HELL YES!

    I'd LOVE to fuck her doggy style. Slap that ass...whoa!

  5. mudpuddle

    mudpuddle MangaHippiePornStar Lifetime Supporter


    Who is She?
  6. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned


    Wanna make out?
  7. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

    rachel ray is the hottest woman on that network. she has a great ass for sure, but needs bigger boobs
  8. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

    She is adorable, I love watching her cook.
  9. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

    I only like it when she bends over to get something in the fridge, or pull something out of the oven
  10. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

    That's a cute picture of your face. You look like Arlo Guthrie.
  11. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

    uhh nooooooooo

    take that back!
  12. andcrs2

    andcrs2 Senior Member

    In a Heartbeat!

    ~ but ~

    don't forget
  13. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

    the italian chicka (red shirt in andcrs' post) has such a gorgeous face

    but, she's too skinny to me somehow... seems unbalanced, I dunno. Like I should find her much more attractive than I do. I love her face though.

    Nigella Lawson still rocks my socks

    she has such an amazing voice and accent
  14. toni

    toni Banned

    Now i KNOW she is a horny minx.

    Rachel Ray looks like she goes to church every sunday. Only allows sex on the 15th date [if you are lucky]. She might have been a rebel at college and flashed her tits. Thats about it.

    She looks pure as the driven snow.

    Now i'm just going on looks and what i think of this type of american lady.

    She might be different. Whatever, she is not beating Ms Lawson.


    Slightly questionable taste in men though :p
  15. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini


    yeah, Nigella seems a lot more comfortable with her bootylicious self
  16. 121

    121 Senior Member

    I'd <3 to bang Nigella Lawson... while shes cooking.
  17. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

    if she is wearing nothing but an apron.
  18. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

    I dunno, I still fantasize about Rachel on top of me smirking like she does.
  19. toni

    toni Banned

    I don't wish to ruin the fantasy. i just think it would be a fantasy.

    Mos' Def'

    Madcrappie - 121 : Are you any good with Photo shop ?.

    I don't know what the policy is for suggestive pictures of B list celebs' in compromising situations. Bent over a kitchen work surface.

    Seeing both those gals in some sort of lesbian clinch and naked. Might raise a smile [or something else-wink wink say no more].
  20. andcrs2

    andcrs2 Senior Member

    Boobs are too big for her frame...

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