I wanna get ressurected after death as a....

...Psilocybin mushroom....

I wanted to go to nirvana but I think I have changed my mind. Becoming a hallucinogenic mushroom and getting consumed by an individual in search for psychedelic illumination would be the perfect life after death for me..
I want to become one with the mushroom and then one with eternity!!

 

Mushroom soup is nice.

 

a tin-foil hat wearin nimrod. just so i blend in...

 

A Toad......;-)

 

a parasite in the intestines of a dung beetle

 

Buddha so I won't have to come back here next time.

 

a millionaire who lives a long happy peaceful life

 

anything that could get away with not paying attention to signs, fences or building codes, of having to wear anything, would be nice of course. odds are you'll be sapient again though, just on any random one of billions of worlds. so its astronomically unlikely it'll be this same one again. and you could get lucky about the rest of it, and still be what you are.

you'll be a child again, and go through whatever childhood is like on that world. you won't look like humans here. but you won't look quite like anything else here either.

every world is different, and whatever one you're born on, that is how it will be.

 

yeah maybe Ill turn out to be a human again... If the universe loops around I might live the same life again.. But becoming a psilocybin mushroom would be the purest rebirth ever.
The mushrooms live on dead matter and as Terrance Mc kenna said that is the most karma free way to live... compared to that vegetarianism is mass murder...

And Enlightening a poor soul with the love of the chemical that I produce would be just amazing. And a good way to die!! Tho wild mushrooms dont die if you pick them.. you just kinda tear off their dick.. now that is nasty.. I dont want anyone snapping my dick off before reproduction...
maybe the mushroom is not a good idea after all.. Tho I have no idea about their sense of pain... maybe they dont feel pain and that mushroom dick would dry off anyways...
I have to think about this subject a little bit....

mushrooms got consciousness.. You guys know that, right?

tho everything has consciousness that has a sense.. so I think even computers have consciousness... everything that can sense and react!!
I smoke a hit of DMT and this mofo macbook before me starts to talk... He hates my face...

 

One of GlenGlen's cats.

 

I'll just embrace my fate. Perhaps I return as an indian cow

 

Maybe I can grow on your shit! :cheers2:

 

a perfect human being

 

I will do everything in my power to help you in this regard in our next life :2thumbsup:

 

Impossible.

 

If it is important to be here I would rather not go anywhere. Of course from what I have seen the dead aren't missing anything.

 

If no perfect humans then who wields the metric? I am perfectly human.

 

I am thinking along these lines

 

Alright but please eat a lot of hemp.. I do not wanna grow on common grass shit. I wanna grow on something special. Raid one of the open air cannabis plantations before taking that magic dump!! Dont worry youll get away with it! and get a nice buzz.. cows like to get high too...

wait a minute.. do you wanna be a cow or a bull? the word "cow" is used for both? do you wanna keep your gender?
I do not wanna grow on bull shit..

 

Hey cool! Maybe my dung beetle would eat some of that shit and we could all commune in the great beyond! :2thumbsup: