I got my friend high for the first time,and he ran down the street screaming"the gooks are gonna get me".I was like "dude you're WAY too young to have been in Vietnam;chill out"
lol today, i went to a friends house, and there was a guy there that i kinda knew. we were smoking out of a pipe and he was fried out of his mind. he has only smoked three times from what the guys said, and he smoked a blunt with them earlier. then hit the bong. when i passed him the pipe he was trying to light the mouth piece and suck the actual bowl. funny shit. i saved him from eating the pot!