I wanna fuck Mick Jagger

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by wiccan_witch, Mar 7, 2014.

  1. wiccan_witch

    wiccan_witch Senior Member

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    Who is with me???
     
  2. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    If he wasn't the lead singer of one of the most famous rock bands ever, would you still want to fuck him?

    Also, are you drunk? This thread seems out of character for you.
     
  3. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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  4. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Good god. He's almost as corpse-like as his fellow bandmate.
     
  5. wiccan_witch

    wiccan_witch Senior Member

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    Dammit, yes I am really drunk.

    But Jagger is crazy sexy. I reckon I would still wanna do him if he wasn't famous.

    I think I am going to regret this thread when I wake up.
     
  6. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    It's ok... back in the day I posted all sorts of off-the-wall shit on these forums while I was drunk (which was almost all the time). You're human. We forgive you. :p
     
  7. wiccan_witch

    wiccan_witch Senior Member

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    Remember how you used to love the instrumental in 'Can't you hear me knocking' PR? :2thumbsup:

    I'm crashing now, guys. When I wake up I hope to see at least one other person who would do Jagger. Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. xxx
     
  8. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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    That is if you don't kill old Mick with your legs. :D
     
  9. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    I still like that instrumental passage. I am a fan of the Stones, but not as hardcore as some people. I also tend to prefer 60s Stones to 70s Stones. For me, Aftermath and Between the Buttons is where it's at.

    Here is one of my favorites. Great fucking song...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uz8muZr-lk"]The Rolling Stones - I Am Waiting - YouTube
     
  10. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    That went right over my head. Help me out.
     
  11. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

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    He is way past old.
     
  12. wcw

    wcw Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I think he's saying that mick is so old that the excitement of seeing her sexy legs would excite him into a fatal cardiac event. I think it would. Wiccan's old sig pic almost pushed me into a cardiac event.
     
  13. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    And he pulls it off pretty good. But no, I would not like to have sex with him. Maybe do the cocky chicken dance together :2thumbsup:

    What do you mean 'back in the day'? :mickey:
     
  14. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    As if.
     
  15. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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    It wasn't so much seeing her legs as what she could do with them.

    And I was using the word legs because I was trying to be polite. :D
     
  16. AmericanTerrorist

    AmericanTerrorist Bliss

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    Haha.... me too.


    Anyways, no G... I do not wanna fuck Mick Jagger... you can have him, dahlin.
     
  17. bird_migration

    bird_migration ~

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    I have to pass on this one.
     
  18. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    I think he's wearing lipstick in this pic
     
  19. bird_migration

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    I'm amazed you even managed to find his lips.
     
  20. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

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    Definitely don't want to fuck him. Can he even get it up anymore? I'm pretty sure his ejaculations would just be poofs of dust.
     
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