i thought you should know that i never had a ferrett as a pet, but was once very good friends with a Polecat call Hindsley...
I thought you should know, there is a wedding night video of your marital shenanigans on you tube already.
thot you might wanna know, I am standing outside your flat, with a rose, well, the thorny part anyway....;-)
thought you should know that if you are really quiet tonight, you might just hear me coughing myself to sleep...