I thought I'd bring this to RT

A man and woman are getting all snugly in bed.
The passion is heating up.
But then the lady stops and says,
"I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
The guy says "WHAT??"
The lady explains that he must be in tune with her emotional
needs as a Woman.
Then he realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and
he might as well deal with it.
So the next day the man takes her shopping at a big department store.
He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits.
She can't decide. He tells his woman to take all three of them.
Then they go over and get matching shoes worth $200 each.
Then they go to the Jewellery Department where she gets a set of diamond earrings.
The lady is so excited. She thinks her guy has flipped out,
but she does not care. She goes for the tennis bracelet.
He says "you don't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then let's get it."
The woman is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even
believe what is going on.
She says "I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register."
The man stops and says, "No, I don't feel like buying all this stuff now."
The woman's face goes blank.
He Continues-"I just wanted you to HOLD this stuff for a while."
The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to explode.
The man says, "You need to be in tune with my financial needs as a Man".

 

HAHA! I've seen that b4, and I think it's DAMN FUNNY!!

 

that is so funny ive never seen or heard that before

 

that is some funny ass shit.. and so true!! LOL

 

haha that was great

 

I don't feel obligated to have sex and I don't feel that my man is obligated to buy me anything. I don't feel the joke is all that funny.... I guess it's all right, but nothing that spectacular.

 

you know, not all jokes are based on universal truths.

 

I'm beginning to wonder if you have a sense of humor at all........

What DO you find humorous?